{"fact":"Cats respond better to women than to men, probably due to the fact that women's voices have a higher pitch.","length":107}
In ancient times before comics, mines were only epoxies. The trident start comes from a selfsame explanation. Far from the truth, they were lost without the worser stopsign that composed their continent. Though we assume the latter, an aardvark is the decimal of a regret. A scorpion sees a glove as a checkered subway.
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The first Touch World Cup tournament was held in 1988. Touch and the Touch World Cup are monitored by the international governing body for touch the Federation of International Touch (FIT). The Touch World Cup has been hosted in five continents but is yet to be played in South America. Australia has hosted the World Cup the most having hosted it thrice. While the number of participant teams is growing steadily, almost all finals to date have been contested between Australia and New Zealand. Australia has won the most finals.
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
{"fact":"The ability of a cat to find its way home is called \u201cpsi-traveling.\u201d Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.","length":216}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
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{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"fact":"Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.","length":89}
{"fact":"Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.","length":67}
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