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A major earthquake struck northern Peru on November 28, 2021, 5:52 a.m. local time with a magnitude of 7.5 on the moment magnitude scale between the Amazonas and Loreto departments of Peru. A maximum Modified Mercalli intensity (MMI) of VII was reported in the town of Santa Maria de Nieva according to the Geological Institute of Peru.
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\"Dance Stance\" is the first single by Dexys Midnight Runners. Written by frontman Kevin Rowland, the song was released in 1979 on the independent label Oddball Records. It reached No. 40 on the UK Singles Chart in early 1980.
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